marchand chronicles

marchron sports presents: December Dementia

The College Football Division I-A Tournament

Why the NCAA steadfastly refuses to embrace this idea is beyond me. Next year they'll take one step towards it with the "plus-one" system. Hopefully, demand following that will be so great that the NCAA will go to a tournament system for football that proves so popular (and marketable) as the one for basketball.

Until then, we can always play in the realm of the theoretical:

First Round: New Orleans/Lafayette
16 Arkansas State vs.
1 USC

The perennial laughingstock Arkansas State Indians came off arguably the greatest season in the history of their program, and as a reward for winning the Sun Belt conference, they draw for their first-round game arguably the greatest team in the history of college football. An act of God moved this game from New Orleans to Lafayette; it would likely take several for the Indians to upset the Trojans.

Final Score: USC 42, Arkansas State 10


First Round: Mobile
15 Nevada vs.
2 Texas

The upstart Wolf Pack split the WAC championship with Boise State, and they have the offensive chops to rack up points in big numbers; however, so does Texas, following their 70-3 demolition of Colorado to win the Big XII. Nevada would give it their all, but in the end wouldn't have enough to win the shootout in Dixie.

Final Score: Texas 51, Nevada 35


First Round: Las Vegas
14 Toledo vs.
3 Penn State

Penn State looks to cap off their comeback season with a deep showing in the tournament, so they'd come out strong. The Toledo Rockets are no fluke, but they probably used up all their luck in their comeback win over Bowling Green to take the MAC.

Final Score: Penn State 38, Toledo 21


First Round: San Diego
13 Tulsa vs.
4 Ohio State

Don't knock the Golden Hurricane for being from Conference USA: they have an explosive offense and a shutdown defense. Unfortunately for them, so does Ohio State, the highest-ranking at-large team. Buckeyes in a rout.

Final Score: Ohio State 45, Tulsa 17


First Round: Fort Worth
12 Florida State vs.
5 Oregon

The Ducks look to be the much stronger team on paper, matching their 10-1 record and BCS-worthy credentials against the Seminoles, who wobbled through the season but still managed to defeat Virginia Tech to win the ACC. But that hardly matters: as any good Bracketologist knows, if there's an upset to be had, odds are it's coming in the 5/12 game. The same holds true for football.

Final Score: Florida State 20, Oregon 19


First Round: Honolulu
11 TCU vs.
6 Notre Dame

The Horned Frogs never seem to get much respect when they play outside the Mountain West Conference. They would get respect, though, from Charlie Weis and the Fighting Irish. Postseason games in Hawaii are usually track meets; this would be no exception, but the Irish would prevail in Paradise.

Final Score: Notre Dame 48, TCU 41


First Round: Detroit
10 West Virginia vs.
7 Georgia

You couldn't have asked for a better game than the one these teams actually played in the 2006 Sugar Bowl. So I won't.

Final Score: West Virginia 38, Georgia 35


First Round: Orlando
9 Auburn vs.
8 Miami

Not much to draw on here, since both teams looked terrible in their real bowl games.

Final Score: One Team 1, Other Team 0



Second Round: LIBERTY BOWL, Memphis
10 West Virginia vs.
2 Texas

The Mountaineers raced out to the lead against Georgia and then staved off the tenacious Bulldogs. They'll do neither against the mighty Longhorns.

Final Score: Texas 34, West Virginia 21


Second Round: COTTON BOWL, Dallas
6 Notre Dame vs.
3 Penn State

I'm as big a ND-lover as anybody, but they didn't look good at all in their real bowl against Ohio State, so they probably wouldn't fare well against one of the two teams that beat the Buckeyes. I just hope for better next year when the Nittany Lions come to ND Country.

Final Score: Penn State 37, Notre Dame 24


Second Round: GATOR BOWL, Jacksonville
12 Florida State vs.
4 Ohio State

The 'Noles, on the other hand, did look good against one of the two teams that beat Ohio State, until their kicker got the yips and yakked up several important field goals. But every tournament needs a Cinderella.

Final Score: Florida State 34, Ohio State 31


Second Round: ORANGE BOWL, Miami
8 Miami / 9 Auburn vs.
1 USC

Put both teams together. Call them the Hurrigers. It wouldn't matter.

Final Score: USC 50, Miaburn -7


SEMIFINALS: SUGAR BOWL, New Orleans/Atlanta
12 Florida State vs.
1 USC

Florida State may have handled the twin Buckeye threats of Troy Smith and Ted Ginn, Jr., but Matt Leinart and Reggie Bush have more talent and more hardware. Time to turn back into a pumpkin.

Final Score: USC 34, Florida State 19

SEMIFINALS: FIESTA BOWL, Tempe
3 Penn State vs.
2 Texas

The Nittany Lions have an outstanding defense, so this would be the only real low-scoring game of the entire tournament. But Longhorn quarterback Vince Young would be the difference-maker, finding the tiniest cracks in the PSU defensive wall and exploiting them for just enough to edge out JoePa's upstart kids.

Final Score: Texas 17, Penn State 14


NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
ROSE BOWL, Pasadena
2 Texas vs.
1 USC

I couldn't create a better game than what the Longhorns and Trojans actually played. Nobody could. So I won't even try.

Final Score: Texas 41, USC 38

posted by Marsh @ 1:02 PM

Hostile Takeover

Trump Lake Michigan Revisited

(This entry crossposted to Steal The Blinds.)

Played some $3/$6 limit hold'em today at Trump Lake Michigan.

Well, technically, it's not TLM anymore; they were recently bought out by the neighboring Majestic Star Casino. Trump still appears in some places, but they're wiping out all evidence of The Don pretty quickly.

Someone's been reading what I wrote. Evidently the first thing the new administration did was address the sticky-chip issue. The chips are new, and they're spectacular. (And after I even bought — and brought — diaper wipes, as I threatened.) I paid so much attention to the wonderful chips that I dropped $100.

Okay, it wasn't really from the chips; I had K/K and Q/Q cracked. But I did score one huge win to keep me from having a horrible day:

I'm in middle position with A§/A¨. The big blind is called by someone in early position, a tough and slightly unpredictable player, prone to fits of both genius and stupidity. It's then raised by the lady on my left, who was loose preflop but aggressive enough afterwards to win several pots by forcing folds (and at live 3/6, that's saying something). I make it $9 to go, and it's called by the player on my left, a complete fish who never folded, rarely raised, and was insanely lucky. In one later stretch he took down five straight pots. He was also the one responsible for cracking my kings when he turned an ace to go with his A/6 offsuit, which he then played so passively that I bet into him turn and river, only to lose. He called, the bipolar player called, the lady capped it for $12 and we all call that.

The flop comes 3/3/3. I don't remember the suits, but obviously, it hardly matters. Bipolar bets, the lady raises, and I make it $9 again. Everyone calls. I start wondering about which method of painful and brutal murder I will exact upon anyone, especially the fish, who called a capped preflop pot holding any hand which contained the case trey. (It was that kinda day for me.)

The turn was Aª, which was a fantastic card for me, since it gave me Aces full, and the nut full house can only lose to quads, which I feared might have been out. But at least with the ace I don't have to worry about anyone else catching a better boat than treys full of aces. Bipolar checks, the lady checks, and I bet, which is then called by both remaining players.

The river was irrelevant. Checked to me, I bet, it's called around, and I turn over my aces full instantly, saying, "I hope nobody has a 3." Nobody did, but they all showed their losing hands: Bipolar had pocket nines. The lady had pocket kings. The fish had pocket sevens, and I scoop a $136 pot.

Even though the management has changed, the room is still the nicest one within 250 miles. I hope the Majestic Star II, as Trump will soon be called, continues to offer a great poker experience.

And clean chips.



Though I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with these diaper wipes.

posted by Marsh @ 2:51 AM

It's My Blogiversary

Somebody Buy Me A Blender

Well, it's been a year since I've started this blog. And in those 365 days, I've been lazy, self-indulgent, and petulant, and accomplished very little constructive work.

Who says blogs aren't revealing of one's personality?

I would resolve to fix all that starting today, but 1) it would break a previous New Years' resolution of never making New Years' resolutions, and 2) I'm off to go play poker.

It may be a new year, but some things never change.

posted by Marsh @ 11:06 AM