Other "-cons" That Scare The Hell Out Of Left-Wingers
This Post Curse-Free (Darn!)Everybody knows what a "neocon" is . . . okay, everybody's heard the term and can identify one, but the definition is harder to nail down than a raincloud. Now, due to the Terri Schiavo issue, panicky liberals (and even some right-wingers) are also completely freaking out over "theocons": conservatives whose policies are strongly influenced by religious faith. (I know. Those people are out there? Go figure.)
As a public service, I present to you the full list of "-cons" soon to occupy the nightmares of New York Times columnists:
Morpheocon: conservative who wears leather jackets and sunglasses that magically stick to the bridges of their noses. They're fond of saying cryptic messages that are just creepy.
Theohuxtablecon: a conservative who will always be remembered for what he was doing 20 years ago.
CEOcon: business mogul conservative. Owns shares of NewsCorp and/or Wal-Mart.
Leocon: a conservative who was born between July 23 and August 22. They usually like to marry a Libra, have a daughter who's a Virgo, and lefties hope they all get Cancer.
D-Con: a conservative who kills endangered species of insects.
C3POcon: anal-retentive conservative robot with gold plating.
Meow-con: a catblogger. You really don't want to mess with them.
Got more? Including ones that are actually . . . you know . . . funny? E-mail me: marchandchronicles-at-yahoo.com.
posted by Marsh @ 11:45 PM
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