marchand chronicles

Sunday, April 24

My Stock Is Rising

Not A Sexual Reference

I didn't find this out until just recently, but evidently Marchron is a publicly traded commodity.

This is huge.

Furthermore, I'm evidently a blue-chipper. (I don't know squat about market terminology, so I may be using "blue-chip" and any other terms wrong; apologies up front. I don't even know who Dow Jones is.) Check out this awesome graph thingy:



I don't even know what it means, but up is good, right?

My website is currently valued at 1,545.68. Sounds good, but Instapundit is worth 2,138,951.93. Which means the stock analyses of my blog, and I quote: "This is a growing blog (BUY)" and "This stock is underpriced (BUY)" are probably accurate. Instapundit is good, but I don't think he's 1,384 times as good as I am.

Having a publicly traded vehicle is a lot of pressure. Now I have shareholders I don't want to disappoint.

posted by Marsh @ 11:23 AM

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Name: Marsh

Location: Mishawaka, Indiana, United States

I graduated with an English degree from the University Of Notre Dame in 2001, and in 2008 I have a day job that has nothing to do with my degree but gets the bills paid in a semi-regular fashion. (I have running water five days a week!) The idea is that once I get turned around on my bills, I go to grad school. I also have an idea for cold fusion. Anyone's guess which will be feasible first. In non-work mode, I'm usually reading columns by famous and well-read thinkers, blogs by critically praised writers, or sometimes blogs by overzealous cranks who make me laugh. I yearn to be all three at once; until then I'll settle for being the third. I also have an undying love for the Chicago Cubs and Notre Dame football. Praise them and I'll buy you a beer; curse them and I'll dump it over your head. If that's not enough, I'm becoming quite the fan of no-limit Texas Hold'em. My games have one of two results: I either win all the money or whine because I didn't win all the money.

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