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Friday, May 6

Beth Thinks I'm A Proctologist

That's Just Nassty

In her comment and link to my latest essay, Beth from My VRWC suggests that I've performed a "colonic irrigation" on Al Gore.

Come on, now, that's not true; robots don't have colons.

I've also been linked to by an Italian blog. I can't read Italian, so I can't say for sure if he picked up on the "colonic irrigation" theme, but he did accent his post with this picture, which looks like Gore is in the middle of some sort of exam:



It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.

posted by Marsh @ 4:07 PM

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I graduated with an English degree from the University Of Notre Dame in 2001, and in 2008 I have a day job that has nothing to do with my degree but gets the bills paid in a semi-regular fashion. (I have running water five days a week!) The idea is that once I get turned around on my bills, I go to grad school. I also have an idea for cold fusion. Anyone's guess which will be feasible first. In non-work mode, I'm usually reading columns by famous and well-read thinkers, blogs by critically praised writers, or sometimes blogs by overzealous cranks who make me laugh. I yearn to be all three at once; until then I'll settle for being the third. I also have an undying love for the Chicago Cubs and Notre Dame football. Praise them and I'll buy you a beer; curse them and I'll dump it over your head. If that's not enough, I'm becoming quite the fan of no-limit Texas Hold'em. My games have one of two results: I either win all the money or whine because I didn't win all the money.

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